The Jerry Springer Episode 346 - Whoops! I Married my Mom!
Staring
Jerry Springer(JS)
Oedipus (O)
Jacosta(J)
Tesieras(T)
Chorus or the Audience (CH)
JS: Welcome to the show. As you know, I'm Jerry Springer, and todays topic? I Married my Mom. Now last week we talked to several people, one of them being a man named Oedpius who claimed he was trying to disprove his destiny that his friend Tesieras told him. Tell us, Tesieras, what was the original prophecy?
T: *stands up in the audience* Uh, I told him, well, actually, his mom told me which I told him that he was gonna marry his mom and kill his dad.
JS: Ooo, well, that sucks. Tell us, does he know his true parents?
T: Um, not that I know.....no?? *sits down*
JS: Excellant, now bring on Oedipus.
*enter Oedipus*
CH: *applause*
O: This isn't Oprah.
JS: No, that's on at 4. Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show! Take a seat! Now Oedipus, you have a long history! Grew up in another town, ran away from home, and changed your name to Oedipus Rex, married a beautiful woman, had several kids, and now King of Thebes, right?
O: That's correct.
JS: Now, how well do you know your wife.
O: Um... Pretty damn well.
JS: Is that right? Now, we have gotten word that recently you found out your parents weren't your biological parents.
O: What?
JS: That's right. Now we took the liberty of running your DNA sample by CSI, and found your last living relative, your real mom.
O: *excited* Oh god! Really?
JS: Yes, now Oedie, meet your real momma.
*enter Jocasta*
O: *cranes to look behind Jacosta* ....Is she behind my wife?
T: *stands up abruptly* Oh God, check please.
JS: No, Oedie.
O:....Oh God.
J: *runs away crying* I told you it wasn't the Oprah Show!
O: My EYES!
CH: Ooooh!
JS: Next episode, we'll bring Sigmund Freud on the show and interview our Momma's Boy couples. Will these guys ever move out of the basement? Find out tomorrow on the Jerry Springer Show. Real Life Real Drama.
Staring
Jerry Springer(JS)
Oedipus (O)
Jacosta(J)
Tesieras(T)
Chorus or the Audience (CH)
JS: Welcome to the show. As you know, I'm Jerry Springer, and todays topic? I Married my Mom. Now last week we talked to several people, one of them being a man named Oedpius who claimed he was trying to disprove his destiny that his friend Tesieras told him. Tell us, Tesieras, what was the original prophecy?
T: *stands up in the audience* Uh, I told him, well, actually, his mom told me which I told him that he was gonna marry his mom and kill his dad.
JS: Ooo, well, that sucks. Tell us, does he know his true parents?
T: Um, not that I know.....no?? *sits down*
JS: Excellant, now bring on Oedipus.
*enter Oedipus*
CH: *applause*
O: This isn't Oprah.
JS: No, that's on at 4. Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show! Take a seat! Now Oedipus, you have a long history! Grew up in another town, ran away from home, and changed your name to Oedipus Rex, married a beautiful woman, had several kids, and now King of Thebes, right?
O: That's correct.
JS: Now, how well do you know your wife.
O: Um... Pretty damn well.
JS: Is that right? Now, we have gotten word that recently you found out your parents weren't your biological parents.
O: What?
JS: That's right. Now we took the liberty of running your DNA sample by CSI, and found your last living relative, your real mom.
O: *excited* Oh god! Really?
JS: Yes, now Oedie, meet your real momma.
*enter Jocasta*
O: *cranes to look behind Jacosta* ....Is she behind my wife?
T: *stands up abruptly* Oh God, check please.
JS: No, Oedie.
O:....Oh God.
J: *runs away crying* I told you it wasn't the Oprah Show!
O: My EYES!
CH: Ooooh!
JS: Next episode, we'll bring Sigmund Freud on the show and interview our Momma's Boy couples. Will these guys ever move out of the basement? Find out tomorrow on the Jerry Springer Show. Real Life Real Drama.
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